Lettere Al Futuro

11 marzo 2008

LA BELLISSIMA STORIA DI CAPPUCCETTO ROSSO – Impara l’inglese in una sola lezione

Filed under: AngoloRelax — rossaurashani @ 20:40


– Impara l’inglese in una unica lezione





One mattin her mamma dissed: “Dear
Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn,but attention
to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn
prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!”.

Cappuccett didn’t capish very well this ultim
thing but went away, da sol,with the cest.

Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the
forest, at a cert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: “Hi! Piccula piezz’e girl! ‘Ndove
do you go?”

“To the nonn with this little cest, which
is little but it is full
of sacc of chocolate and biscots and
panettons and more and mirtills”,
she dissed.
“Ah, mannagg ‘a Maruschella (maybe an
expression com: what a cul that had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of
the bocc. And so the lup dissed: “Beh, now I dev andar because the
telephonin is squilling, sorry.”
And the lup went
away, but not very away, but to the nonn’s House.

Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin,
continued for her sentier in the forest.

The lup arrived
at the house, suoned the campanel,
entered, and after saluting the
nonn, magned her in a boccon.
Then, after sputing the
dentier, he indossed the
ridicol night berret
and fikked himself in the let.

When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn’s house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,
but the lup, ricord?) dissed:
“But nonn, why do you stay in let?”.
And the nonn-lup: “Oh, I’ve stort my cavigl doing aerobics!”.
Oh, poor nonn!”, said Cappuccett
(she was more than stupid, I think,
wasn’t she?), then she dissed:
”But…what big okks you have!! Do you bisogn some collir?”.
Oh, no! It’s for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl”,
dissed the nonn-lup.

Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: “But what
big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?”.
And the nonn-lup: “Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better”.
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: “But what big dents you have!”.

And the lup, at this point dissed: “It is to magn you better!”.
And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.

But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
cacciator of frod sented all and dissed:
“Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of
solds”.And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a
terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till
that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and
killed the lup.
Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and
tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended
the pellicc and guadagned honestly a sacc of solds. The nonn magned
tutt the leccornies that were in the cest.
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).

e gud nait a tutt



19 commenti »

  1. Solo tu potevi postarlo ^_^Come lo spiego ai miei figli perchè sono piegata in 2 dalle risate???? ;-P
    Un carissimo abbraccio, Lisa
    ps: non scriverai troppo?? 😉

    Commento di lisa72 — 11 marzo 2008 @ 21:06 | Rispondi

  2. solo na mata del sestrier venesian podeva scrivare in sta’ maniera, sbigolata misto arlechin-pantalon-ostrogoto;la tradusion la me ga aiutà un bel pò e me son pisà dosso dal ridare.Te si tropo forte e simpatica ciao parona Colombina ,un saludo polesan dal to servo Arlec-driano

    Commento di adriano49 — 11 marzo 2008 @ 21:54 | Rispondi

  3. Que bell story..

    Ai laic un sacc, especially the final.

    The lup nun me piac.


    Commento di Comicomix — 12 marzo 2008 @ 08:14 | Rispondi

  4. Soccmel!!!
    Very very very fine…
    Ne faccio un quadretto!

    Commento di marisauno — 12 marzo 2008 @ 09:11 | Rispondi

  5. Finalmente un corso d’inglese per noi italiani
    è stato accelerato, ma efficace (per la prima volta ho letto un brano senza l’uso del dizionario)
    Comunque :I remember this storia, I sentited it many volte(s). (More o less).
    Have you vist my english progress?
    Direi che sono migliorata noltevolmente, un grazie sincero.
    Questa sera proporrò il corso anche ai due sapientoni che ho in casa.

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